The Corrupted Wish Game.

[korella]

Granted, but you must understand, that they pay in monopoly dollars.

I wish i could live in Australia

[KevinsLunchbox]

Granted except you get beat up by kangaroos every morning

I wish strereotypes were funny

[Diplomatt]

Granted, they are twice the fun of monotypes!

I wish for a nice relaxing bath followed by a lovely rub down!

[Shortstuff]

Granted but the only thing available is a gorilla with a barbed wire stick

I wish to stop being a nub combat person and get my first combat 99

[korella]

Wish granted, but all of your other stats will be re-set to 1

I wish i could write without a pen

[Diplomatt]

Granted, here is a crayon......................................

I wish for a hot bath and a rubdown from something else than a gorilla!

[KevinsLunchbox]

Granted, you get a massage from Bailey Jay (Google at your own risk of being grossed out)

I wish my glasses were fixed

[Diplomatt]

Granted, but you see the 3rd picture down on the Bailey Jay website that I went to after googling it's name and break them yourself because your horrified!

I wish mumble would work for me!

[KevinsLunchbox]

Lmao you looked it up?

Granted except no one goes on mumble ever again

I wish I had the ability to gain energy from photosynthesis so I dont have to sleep all night and max my playing time.

[Diplomatt]

LOL, I was suprised the firewall at work let 'that sort' of material through!

Granted you have the super ability to gain energy from photosynthesis, but the family decide to move to that place where its night for 6 months (Is it Barrow in Alaska?) so you can only play 6 months of a year anyway!

[KevinsLunchbox]

You googled Bailey Jay at work!?!?! Omg dont get fired lol.

Granted except your last post didn't have a wish.

I wish epic moments like what just happened here would happen more often.

[Diplomatt]

Granted, but I will get banned one day and the epic moments will stop!

I wish I would never get banned!

[KevinsLunchbox]

Granted, you just become muted on the forums

I wish I had some donuts

[Diplomatt]

Granted, but they are the ones that motorbikes do on grass! (It may be an English thing, so I will explain, when a motorbike goes round and round in little circles, we call it a donut)

OR

Granted, you now have donuts, the normal skin/ flesh ones (you dont use anyway I heard!) are now made of dough!

I wish I hadnt just spilled tea on my 'clean on this morning' shirt!

[KevinsLunchbox]

Granted but I'm laughing sooo lol

I wish I had friends to play D&D with.