The Corrupted Wish Game.

[Diplomatt]

Granted, they hunt the mice but leave the rats and the rats over grow in population and run you out the house!

I wish for enlightenment!

[Lord Anwyn]

granted, but you become so en-"lightened" you float away

i wish for this wish to not become corrupted

[Diplomatt]

Granted, but its a wasted wish and you live your life knowing you wasted a good chance of getting something corrupt!

I wish Jad has a cold the next time I fight him!

[Bishycool]

Granted, As you get to him he sneezes on you just before he falls down dead. His cold is contagious and you live just long enough to see your fire cape on the ground.

I wish I could get drunk without a hangover!

[KevinsLunchbox]

Granted, you just die whenever you have too much.

I wish I had a title for my car

[Lord Anwyn]

Granted, but its title is "The Cock Magnet"

I wish I could get a decent cmbt lvl straight away

[Diplomatt]

Granted, but Runescape changes to a skilling game, so you still suck!

[KevinsLunchbox]

I wish people weren't like me and forget to type in a wish

[Diplomatt]

Granted, people are not like you, you are unique and put in a zoo for the rest of your life so we can marvel at your uniquedom!

I wish Kevin has learnt his lesson and always posts his wishes from now on!

[KevinsLunchbox]

Granted except sometimes it will slip his mind

I wish I wasn't so cool (reverse psycology, heh heh heh)

[Diplomatt]

Granted, your soooooooo cool, your body temperature is absolute zero (-459 Degree Far or -273 degree Cel or 0 kelvin). This means at atomic level all the electrons has ceased to move in your body and you are no longer living which means no runescape!

I wish I didnt have to wish!

[Shortstuff]

Granted, don't play again lol

I wish I coukd get drunk all day everyday instead of working

[Diplomatt]

Eeeeerm, dont you do that anyway?

[KevinsLunchbox]

Granted, now he is drunk 100% of the time without even needing to drink.

I wish I always had something charming to say to women

[onezerobin]

Granted, but they are so charmed and turn into summoning charms and used to make summoning pouches.

I wish I am paid to play rs