The Corrupted Wish Game.

[Anne Bonney]

Granted, but your fame is due to having been caught in an extremely embarrassing act and you find yourself wishing instead that no one knew your name.

I wish cheesecake had no fat or calories but still tasted as fabulous as the original so I could eat an entire one myself.

[hairylemons]

Granted but the cheesecake factory misunderstood and instead added triple the fat and calories, you eat the whole cheesecake factory instead of just the one cheesecake you wished you could have eaten.

I wish I didn't have to think so my brain wouldn't explode

[KevinsLunchbox]

Granted except you become a vegetable

I wish I had 10 dollars

[Diplomatt]

Granted, but they are Trinidad and Tobago dollars, werth nothing!

I wish I could enjoy that fat free cheesecake with Anne!

[Anne Bonney]

Granted, but your enjoyment is limited to the pleasure of watching me eat the whole thing myself. I won't share!

I wish it was spring already.

[Diplomatt]

Granted, but everyone else has spring apart from a cloud around you and your house, all because you don't share!

I wish my computer didn't intermittently crash, even though I've reloaded!

[Anne Bonney]

Granted, no more crashing intermittently... it crashes in finality.

I wish someone would take me dancing.

[KevinsLunchbox]

Granted except they are only good at doing the robot.

I wish I had some fishsticks

[Pa7uL]

granted: you find some in the back of the fridge form 13 years ago. not knowing how old they are you give you self poisoning after spending an hour or so preparing them perfectly. Shortly there after you realize it was all an evil plot of a man that has been living under your home for 189 years and is related to nomad. An epic battle ensues. You finally defeat him after days of fierce fighting seemingly unharmed but latter learn that you have been cursed by your foe to never be able to enjoy any fish product again.

i wish what i wanted to type would just poof onto the screen.

[Diplomatt]

Granted, but it did just poof on your screen. Your screen is broke, electricity is leaking out and you get a belt!

I wish I wasn't just diagnosed with..................................Gaul Stones!

[Pa7uL]

Granted: you've known about them for years?
so to hear! they suck!

i wish goal stones didn't exist

[Shortstuff]

Granted, but u end up with IBS

I wish I had more cash on rs so I can get sum decent armour

[Anne Bonney]

Granted, you come into some money and buy decent armor, but it's only that...decent... and you'll never get the bank to afford the really nice stuff.

I wish someone else would cook dinner this week.

[putsters]

Granted, but each time they cook, they ruin the dinner and stink up the house
I wish to be as good as hid at rs

[KevinsLunchbox]

Granted except you someone hacks you

I wish my cats would actually hunt the mice in the house, not watch them run across the floor then go back to sleep