The Corrupted Wish Game.

[Diplomatt]

Granted, but it rains from 23:58 to 23:59!

I wish for an everlasting gobstopper!

[Hackymaster]

Granted, but Mr. Slugworth takes it from you!

I wish Kesha songs weren't played on the radio.

[KevinsLunchbox]

Granted, they play the rickroll song over and over till your brain implodes

[Anne Bonney]

You failed to make a wish, so I get a free one....

I wish I could get regular mani/pedi treatments free for the year.

[KevinsLunchbox]

Granted except they're not done by asian women so they dont look so good

I wish I could remember to type in wishes

[Diplomatt]

Granted, but thats all you can type for ever "in wishes"!

I wish I was the one to do Anne's regular mani/pedi treatments!

[Anne Bonney]

Granted, but your wish fairy is hard of hearing and thought you wished to do "man's" mani/pedis and you end up doing nails for horribly hairy toed men.

I wish I could sleep for four hours and feel as rested as if I'd slept for ten.

[KevinsLunchbox]

Granted except now with all your free time you have no idea what to do and you start getting super bored with life to the point you wish you could take back your wish.

I wish I could get my xbox wireless and networking adapter in the mail faster

[Diplomatt]

Granted, but the postal workers are sooooooo rushed, they put the parcel through the 'flat letter reading machine' to speed up the delivery and it does arrive quicker, but the thickness of an envelope!

I wish my shoes never needed cleaning!

[Anne Bonney]

Granted... your shoes never need cleaning, but your feet have spread with age and now your magical shoes no longer fit properly.

I wish money really did grow on trees.

[Diplomatt]

Granted, but the new currency is now fruit that grows from trees, which you dont have any because all your trees grow money!

I wish I didnt have to look after 200 trainees tonight and could sleep at home!

[Anne Bonney]

Indeed you do not have to look after your trainees... you sleep a lovely, relaxing night with your wife, and your trainees wreck havoc in the local vicinity and are all arrested.

I wish I could make all my daydreams come true.

[Diplomatt]

Granted, but your daydreaming takes over your life and you are caught in a terrible matrix situation that only getting 99 runecrafting can get you out!

I wish I didn't have to drive 6 hours tomorrow to my parents!

[hairylemons]

Granted, but you feel guilty after the fact and jump on a plane that makes the trip last double because they forgot to fuel!

I wish I didn't have to daydream

[KevinsLunchbox]

Granted except now you cant dream at all which leads to major sleep depression causing you to go insane.

I wish I caught a fish while fishing today