The Corrupted Wish Game.

[kingedward20]

granted, you attain 99 rc in 1 day, then jagex resets your xp to lvl 1

i wish hunter was actually fun

[Shannanigan]

Your wish is granted, Jag comes out with a new hunting game that we can do as a clan and keep eachother entertained while earning 100k xp per 15 minute game session <:-P

I wish life was not so complex, love was forever and "drama" stayed in the movies and tv

[DoctorDRAG0N]

Hey! you only get one wish cheater!

Okay, granted. Life is now not so complex because Love & Drama no longer exist. Because of this....
You no longer need your TV so I'll just take that.

Well I was gonna wish for another TV,
I wish I would go to Corp and find a Divine sigil that the last clan left there by mistake.

[Diplomatt]

Granted! You see a shining Divine sigil on the floor..........................under corp, and he's not happy! Can you solo him in 3 minutes before it dissapears?


I wish for a day off work so I can no life Runescape!

[kingedward20]

granted, you not only get 1 day the rest of your life off, because you were discharged

[Diplomatt]

I wish Ed would remember to post his wishes.............................again!

[zerocoollll]

Granted but Ed's wish was to have all the coins in your money pouch and now your broke..

I wish some nice guy walked up and gave me a dragon full helm.

[Tristabella]

Wish granted...He did! But you were both in wildy and a pking clan turned up!


I wish Jagex would give me more bank space.

[Diplomatt]

Granted, you now have a completly empty bank.........................Thankyou for your items!

I wish the greedy people who now run RS would suck back on Squeel of Fortune!

[big thugn]

Granted, Squeal of fourtune no longer exists, in fact all that has happened since it came out has been a lie. All the levels you have gained in the last 6 weeks have been rolled back.

I wish they started making post production quarter panels for 1978 Chevy Novas so i could fix the body of my car cheaper.

[Diplomatt]

They do make them..............................in England!

I wish a rich MILF would buy me a bimetal blue rolex submariner!

[DoctorDRAG0N]

Granted, but unfortunately she bought it with her husbands credit card who shows up to your door, repo's the goods & makes an example of you with some brass knuckles.

I wish I had Google Fiber internet (only available in Kansas City atm). 1GB p/s!

[Diplomatt]

Granted, the fiber optic cable is at your door all ready to go, oh, no, whats that? They haven't terminated it with a proper connection, the center core is damaged and no light is getting through and you cant actually use it? Never mind, back to your dial up!

I wish for some more french breakfast coffee for my Tassimo!

[Fluff]

Granted - but it's sooo French that smells strangely of garlic too

I wish Jagex would remove Dominion Tower requirements for comp cape

[DoctorDRAG0N]

Granted. Dominion tower requirements have been pulled from the game, as well as the completionist cape itself. Oops!

I wish I knew what happened to my forum signature.