Time: Dusk time
Story:
Its the canifis bank, and Kal being the ever polite lady is chatting up the banker. Because quick view of the bank is very rude
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. She over hears random whisperings between two Koaians.
citizen 1(c1): oh no, I need those so desperately, what do i do now?
citizen 2(c2): you could always ask Kal, loot at her she even chats with the ugly banker there.
citizen 1: well, i could but what if she says no..? She looks busy
Hearing her being called nice so many times, Kal's ego gets a little boost. Kal, by this time bored with the jagex banker's fake politeness, discretely backs away from bank, steps to the Koaians and asks "may i help you?what do you need?"
c1: Well I need some mushrooms to make a ermm, mushroom-fungus-cacti dip. I am trying to impress...ermm..
c2:*cough**glares at c1*. Speak up !!!!
c1: ya to make a *scrathes head* ermm .. to make a cake !!
Well, if it was anyone else, by this time they would have realized c1 and c2 are up to no good, did the standard Koa lol (btw, lol is Koa's official greeting
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) and walked away. Not our gutsy koaian Kal. So used to hearing unusual requests from her kingdom citizens, so volunteers to help. Guess what, similar to any Hollywood movie heroine, our heroine has few available right in the farm wight when she needed them ready for harvesting. She teleports, before c1 & c2 can say anything else, and returns with 3 cacti. Kal says she has to run into swamp to get fungus, and has 3 mushrooms next door in the farm, and asks if they could wait in bank.
c1:* with mock concerns*" Kal hun (fake concern dripping), did you not hear about the attacks?
c2: well, they don't attack her anymore if she wears animal fat around your neck, to ward them off.
Kal: Thinking they are talking about the monsters outside, says "Don't worry they are nice dogs turned into humans.". And if you are talking about noob attack in lumbridge, they go away if you give them 200gp.
c1: Well I have a magic amulet to ward off evil humans, here, take this amulet, made of ermmm 'Elf-brain'!!!(Lies !!!). This is brande new and works of like charm !!!
c2: oh and also when if anybody attack, don't worry I have a silver thingy to confront them.
Kal, wears the stinky-bear-meet-amulet and steps out to pick mushrooms. Suddenly she some of the Koa men and women smacking their lips and glaring at her, and behind her c1&c2 starts giggling wickedly. Well in truth the amulet is the signal for the werewolves to attack our poor kal. But our proud royal koaian ignoring her instincts, walks to the mushroom patch. As soon as she picks mushrooms realizes she has the people swarming her. By now her hearth starts beating wildly (not romantically, but of fear). And she realizes the week town folks are attacking her for real !!!. She thinks good, I have this silvery thingy and this fight will be over before the Sun sets completely. But to her dismay all the weak town folks start turning into were wolves as soon as the silvery thingy touches them. Werewolves !!!!! oh no !!!! Kal realizes she has no armor, no weapon, just a meat amulet in her neck. By this time she notices c1&c2 holding their stomachs and howling with laughter. In desperate attempt, kal shows the amulet to the werewolves. c1&c2 scream "stupid lady, werewolves love meat. Thank you, for being the sacrifice. told us you would fall for our helplessness trap". Kal by now close to death thinks, "sacrifice? oh no !! I have to warn others ! And who told about me??". But alas it's too late. The mighty werewolves consume away Kal, her mushrooms too, and turn back into corrupt looking human form.
Why was Kal attacked? Why did Koains turn into werewolves? Did Kal joke too much in cc? Or didn't she say the required times of "lol" in cc? Where are the other Koaians ?
Stay tuned for more action..Live from the world of Koa !!