You know you are addicted to RS when....

[9_red_monkey]

You go into a party store and see a blue party hat. You ask how much it is and offer to buy it in gp. (Only $5....what a steal.)

You start to pickpocket guards for xp and wonder why you are arrested.

The only things you eat are tuna, swordfish, lobsters, sharks, and other RS foods

If you see someone with something expensive, you ask what monster they got the drop from.

Packages are sent to you in your RuneScape name.

You tell your mom/wife/gf that her cooking lvl is noobie and that yours is 99.

You go to the bank and ask to deposit weapons in note form.

You go buy a car for 15k and then decide to buy 3 more b/c they are so cheap.

Every time you chop down a tree you wait for it to respawn.

You only stand in one place while fishing and cant figure out why you arent catching things.


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[Ewsentinel]

You know that you're addicted to RS when you get into a heated argument with your teenage son about who would win a fight, your RS character or his Kingdom Harts II character. "Can your chacter fly?" "No, but I can ice barrage you in mid-air and shoot you down with my 99 range!"

[Sir Chris]

Sounds like a true story EW :lol:

When you are cut off while driving, you pull up next roll down your window and say "I'll pwn u, noob!"

When you call your wife a noob for cooking shrimp.

[damnimmart]

when you go to your work with a blue paper crown on your head and think you are really cool. (parading with it through the office with chest held up high and with a look on your face saying:"yeah I'm the man and you guys aren't")

(lol at ew)

[Mannichester]

when you go to your work with a blue paper crown on your head and think you are really cool.

I got Christmas crackers from my job last year, when i opened them 2 of em had yellow P-hats inside.

[Hid]

When you call your wife (or mother) a beast of burden while shopping

When you attack Santa cause you want his santa hat

You wonder why you don't get "fireworks" when you learn something new

You put your hand in the water and expect to catch a shark

You get a new job as gravedigger to level your prayer skill

You stand in the middle of your town marketplace and shout out the stuff you want to sell

You go to the zoo to kill a monkey, and explain the people you need it to turn in one yourself

When you meet someone who can't speak, you tell them to use "quick chat" to communicate

You're constantly watching your back for a random to pop up

You go to the pet store to ask for a pet dragon or pet vulture

You start yelling at every old man you see, that you don't want anymore of his randoms

You don't visit "Subway" cause you're afraid you get teleported when you pick the wrong thing

[9_red_monkey]

When you try to figure out what ores combine to make which metals.

You only use herbs that you know from RS because you are afraid if you combine them with the wrong thing it could be deadly

You yell at the "Harry Potter" movie when they say a basalisk is a snake. "They have legs stupid!!"

You wonder if gp were converted to real $ what the currency would be

The only reason you are good at business is from merchanting on RS

When waiting in a long line you wonder how much xp you could have gained while waiting.

When you'd rather have an obsidean wedding ring than a dimond cause dimonds are for noobs.

[Wondersgal]

When walk thru rows of cubicles and are dissappointed that when you reach the fax machine that you didn't get any runes or arrows or gold coins because it's not a treasure chest and that wasn't the maze.

[Geve]

I thought i'd 'bump' this thread, it made me giggle

You know you have played too much RS when you dream of it (come on admit it lol)
Or when you are leaving the house to go somewhere new you do a quick ínventory' check:
Wallet/purse? ....check
Keys? ....check
Map? ....check
1 click tele home in case it all goes wrong?....check! lol

[MaraJaden]

You know you have played too much RS when you dream of it (come on admit it lol)

Or when you dream of mining gold in your sleep and are most disappointed when you wake up and find the ore not in your RS bank!

You make tuna and sweetcorn potatoes for lunch and are pleased they are going to make you really healthy.
You go out New Years Eve dressed as your Runescape Character
You make a real catspeak amulet, but are disappointed that you can't understand your own cat
You think Wolverine from the X-Men is a noob because he has adamante claws
You wake up in the middle of the night, thinking "I wish I could go on the computer and get that last level"
You can't resist the urge and play RS in the middle of the night and are pleased that all your US friends are on.

[RhondaLGilly]

You actually start talking like one of those ppl on the cell phone comercial cuz thats what you have been reading all day on rs.

You find out all you have left in the house to eat is a can of corn, a can of tuna and a potato, so you figure "hey it works on rs" and find out it is really good.

You start talking rs-ease to your spouse and they are finally understanding you.

your spouse sits behind you watching you play and tells you "hey watch out for that monster" dang i hate when you get randomized like that" or "way to go hunny only 2 more lvls to go"

[Ewsentinel]

You know you are addicited to RS when...

Another car pulls out in front of you, almost hitting you. You're so filled with anger that you have to unleash it on him with a massive verbal assult. You raise your fist in supreme anger and scream "NOOB!"

[damnimmart]

sorry Kal, couldn't resist to post this one here

(she asked if I could come to an armadyl killing event)

[Lawidget]

How to tell if your addicted to RuneScape:

1. You wear white gloves while cooking and claim they'll prevent you from burning food.
2. You don't talk to people, because you've been muted by a mod.
3. You go to the bank and expect they will let you deposit 100 pictures of lobsters.
4. You give your girlfriend a pair of light blue boots, claiming their boots of lightness and they'll make her weigh less.
5. When you pick up a penny and wonder why it won't re-spawn.
6. When you're at gunpoint and you say "go ahead, I'll only drop five bucks".
7. When you buy a paper party hat for 70,000,000 dollars.
8. You call your lunch-lady a n00b for selling cooked chicken.
9. When the first insult that springs to mind is "n00b"
10. When someone says something funny and you say "ROFL".
11. You commit suicide just to see if Lumbridge really exists.
12. When you watch Harry Potter and e-mail JK Rowling asking "What's Harry's Mage Level?"
13. When you see steel suits of armor in Europe and think "n00bs".
14. If you can see your Run % counter decrease when you run laps in gym class.
15. When you have a paranoid fear that the lunch lady will hit you with a baguette.
16. If you see a Baby wearing a Party hat and you say "Hacker".
17. You go to Burger King and order a kid's meal just to get a party hat.
18. If you try to walk through people like in RS, but you can't!
19. When your goldfish is *mysteriously* harpooned with a toothpick.
20. When you start humming RuneScape music.
21. When you don't eat bread at a restaurant because it only restores 3 hit points.
22. When you go up to a locked door and shout darn members only!

[RhondaLGilly]

You talk to the strange creature while gathering star flowers and she asks you "Why are yawns contagious?" and you cant stop yawning afterwards.