The Corrupted Wish Game.

[Anne Bonney]

Granted, but you forgot to wish for a glass so it all slipped through your fingers.

I wish I had my neighbor's pool.

[Diplomatt]

Granted, but it was the little pool of water on their driveway, not the big lush swimming pool!

[KevinsLunchbox]

I wish they would remember to write wishes

[Pa7uL]

granted: "they" writes a book of wishes which becomes a best seller. one of his wishes is the same as the one you just stated and he sues you for copy wright infringement.

i wish i had a teleporter of some kind

[KevinsLunchbox]

Granted except like in the old tv classics when you teleport a bug flies in and you become a mutant who dies

I wish there were more rooftop gardens in major cities

[Hackymaster]

Granted, but the gardens grow too large and completely block out the sun.

I wish that Family Guy would release an entire new season tomorrow.

[KevinsLunchbox]

Granted except its their last season and the show gets terminated before the season premiere.

I wish there was an zombie MMORPG

[Hackymaster]

Granted, but the reviews were so bad that the creators were forced to remover the game after the second day.

I wish I had some cooked pepperoni pizza.

[Diplomatt]

Granted, but thats all you have..........no clothes, no internurd, no money.....do I go on?

I wish I wasnt so darn handsome!

[Shortstuff]

Granted....ur not, the mirror was lying

I wish for an england victory this Sunday and also andy should come along to watch it with me

[Hackymaster]

Granted, but the victory is for an English tennis player at Wimbledon, not the English soccer team at the World Cup.

I wish that the U.S. would win their World Cup game this Saturday.

[KevinsLunchbox]

Granted except they tie and all major magazines call it a "win" again.

I wish i had more bread

[Hackymaster]

It's not possible for the game on Saturday to end in a tie. Anyway...

Granted, but the bread is only given to you in-game.

I wish I could assist more than 30k xp a day.

[Diplomatt]

Granted, but all you end up doing is assisting players add day

I wish for a quick Friday management meeting!

[Hackymaster]

Granted, but it's only quick because you get fired and sent home.

I wish for rain later today.