The Corrupted Wish Game.

[Anne Bonney]

Granted, everyone reading this seems to intuitively know what it is you truly wish. Unfortunately the one person who can actually make your wish come true never reads this and never knows.

I wish it was my day off already.

[Diplomatt]

Granted, but the wishing fairy gets mixed up and its your day on instead!


I wish I could smell those roses in Anne's Avatar!

[Pa7uL]

granted: you clone them so you can smell them as they are likely dead by now. you latter go to jail because you accidentally broke several international laws.

i wish healthy food was cheap food.

[Diplomatt]

Granted, but chocolate becomes more expensive than gold and you are beaten to a pulp by the mad chocolate eating women!

I wish I could glow in the dark!

[KevinsLunchbox]

Granted but you die because of it

I wish I could afford the new xbox without making my parents upset for buying one

[Diplomatt]

Granted, but they compensate themselves by turning off the internet tap to the house!

I wish I wasnt stuck behind a bleedin desk with this nice weather outside, teaching numties things they should already know!

[Anne Bonney]

Granted.. you're fired.. now go outside and play.

I wish someone would detail my car for me.

[KevinsLunchbox]

Granted and you live happily ever after, but the car looks horrible

I wish mythbusters play on tv more

[Anne Bonney]

Granted, Mythbusters is playing new episodes everyday now, unfortunately they are all without the lovely Kari Byron.

I wish someone would mix me a drink.

[KevinsLunchbox]

Granted but its a mix of everclear and everclear and you become so wasted that you can't remember the last 2 days

I wish it wasn't so hot out

[Diplomatt]

Granted, but its snows and its -40

I wish the car hadnt pulled out on me this morning when I was doing 30mph on my bike down a hill!

[KevinsLunchbox]

Granted, you had a boring day

I wish it could rain and never stop raining

[Hackymaster]

Granted, but, without Noah, the water drowned everyone and life was forever ended.

I wish that my soda can was not empty.

[Diplomatt]

Granted, but its not full either!

I wish I wasnt in work invigilating this 3 hour written exam!

[KevinsLunchbox]

Granted you failed because all the questions were blank

I wish had some orange juice