Riddles

[Deep_Pain]

omg

noob!

[Almighty Div]

Haha, triple post, gf kal

[Sir Chris]

woohoo triple post!!
ties a clan record!!!

way to spam the post count!

[Harold King]

Hey I have an idea.
- open fridge
- put bear in
- close fridge

grats, you have a bear in your fridge. Are you sure that's what you wanted?

[Lady in Ice]

Hey I have an idea.
- open fridge
- put bear in
- close fridge

grats, you have a bear in your fridge. Are you sure that's what you wanted?

Gratz!!! correct!! Wasn´t that hard, was it?

Question number 2 : ( this is a bit harder) : How can you put a tiger into refrigerator?

[Harold King]

Oh that is not hard is it?
- open fridge
- remove bear
- put tiger in
- close fridge

[Sir Chris]

Aw, I would have gone with "Chainsaw"

lol

[Almighty Div]

The chainsaw answer applies to a tiger as well.
It really is a useful method, you can use it on nearly any animal.
Except small ones, which don't need to be cut up.
Although, you can if you wish, just to watch the blood.

[Deep_Pain]

Hey I have an idea.
- open fridge
- put bear in
- close fridge

grats, you have a bear in your fridge. Are you sure that's what you wanted?

Gratz!!! correct!! Wasn´t that hard, was it?

Question number 2 : ( this is a bit harder) : How can you put a tiger into refrigerator?

omg! wtf do you mean correct?

hello.. chainsaw.

what the hell fridge do you have that a 10ft 600lb bear can just walk str8 in? are we talking the same animal here? or do you have some weird pursuasion for chilling teddy bears?

chainsaw is the only logical answer, unless you want to take your time with a well sharpened axe.

obviously other saws could do the job if need be, a band saw, a circular saw, etc etc..

even a carving kniife.. but opening the door and saying excuse me mr bear would you mind stepping in here, just don't stand in the butter like the elephant did. Just doesn't cut it for me. Only cutting it up cuts it.

[Hid]

Dig in the refrigerator with open door, put branches and leaves on the hole, put Deep or Div behind it to lure the tiger close. When the tiger falls down the trap, push Deep or Div in, and close the door

[Lady in Ice]

haha, thanks all for the answers.

Harold was correct again
Deep, it could be a really big-big fridge, right?

Well.. if you think that the joke-riddle is over then you are wrong, lol, here comes the next part :

3) How do you know/ ( or how can you tell for sure) that the tiger is in the fridge?
4) Which animal runs faster- tiger or bear?
5) The king lion calls a meeting of all animals. Which animal is not at the meeting?
6) There is a wild river where live thousands of crocodiles. How can you cross the river without being eaten by them?

Enjoy

[Deep_Pain]

seems only div and chris understand...

Chainsaw!

sheesh.

[Deep_Pain]

haha, thanks all for the answers.

Harold was correct again
Deep, it could be a really big-big fridge, right?

Well.. if you think that the joke-riddle is over then you are wrong, lol, here comes the next part :

3) How do you know/ ( or how can you tell for sure) that the tiger is in the fridge?
because it's in lots of bloody pieces
4) Which animal runs faster- tiger or bear?
Neither, they no longer have legs, they are in pieces, unless you man how fast is their blood running out the fridge door?
5) The king lion calls a meeting of all animals. Which animal is not at the meeting?
The bear and the tiger, because they are in pieces in my fridge
6) There is a wild river where live thousands of crocodiles. How can you cross the river without being eaten by them?
Chainsaw

Enjoy

see I was right after all.

[Lady in Ice]

Deep, you are banned!
oops, it was another thread. What ever, you are still banned!

[Almighty Div]

RAWR, CHAINSAW FTW!!!!