Riddles

Post by **Hid** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 5:45 am

You can light some drinks, and put them on fire. Maybe the one drinking slow burned himself to death?

I don't know, just a guess.

A man rode to town on Friday.
He stayed there all night,
and came back on the same Friday.
How can this be?

Ewsentinel · Post by **Ewsentinel** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 6:19 am

Good guess Hid, but no, no drinks were set on fire.

All the years telling this riddle, I never heard that one. lol You get two points for originality.

Post by **Lady in Ice** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 7:20 am

Ewsentinel wrote:Two men walk into a bar. They both sit at the same bar, sit on identical stools, order the same drink in identical glasses. One guy drinks his drink fast, the other guy drinks his drink slow. The guy who drinks his drink slow dies, but the guy who drinks his drink fast lives. Why?

Cause the guy who drank his drink fast felt that he needed to go to the.... u know

While he was gone a bomb exploded in that bar and the guy who drank his drink slow was dead

Do I get 3 points for originality?

Post by **Hid** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 7:57 am

good one kal

Another try: poisoned icecubes? If you drink it slow, they melt. If you drink fast they don't have time to melt.

Post by **damnimmart** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 9:34 am

ewsentinel:
maybe it has something to do with relative time...
a) drinking a drink slow might mean it takes an hour, but it's even slower when it took him a week or a month. in that case he dies of starvation

b) the drinking has nothing to do with it. Both live and both will die eventually. So you could just as well have said the fast drinker dies and the slow drinker lives, because they will do both

(probably both too far-fetched)

hid:
I think his bike/horse/mule or whatever he rides on is called Friday

Post by **judith** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 10:39 am

heres one for you clever guys =-)
when did good friday fall on a tuesday

Ewsentinel · Post by **Ewsentinel** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 4:38 pm

hid675 wrote: good one kal

Another try: poisoned icecubes? If you drink it slow, they melt. If you drink fast they don't have time to melt.

YES! Good job! The ice cubes were poisoned. Only the "drinks" were the same.

Post by **digimac** » Sat Sep 06, 2008 4:48 pm

Chris wrote:
damnimmart wrote:
garnoidish wrote:whatever your name is?
most of us call him chris
Thanks for correcting old "whats his face" Mart! We all know how good gramnardist is with names (wasn't it digimart or something on another thread? lol)

hahahahaha that was soooooo funny!!!

(I've almost forgiven him)

Post by **mysticmoggy** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 7:01 pm

hid675 wrote:You can light some drinks, and put them on fire. Maybe the one drinking slow burned himself to death?

I don't know, just a guess.

A man rode to town on Friday.
He stayed there all night,
and came back on the same Friday.
How can this be?

If mart is not right then it will be beacause a man rode to town on friday but was still in town before he set off

Post by **Hid** » Sun Sep 07, 2008 8:31 pm

Forgot to reply, sorry.

Mart was right

Post by **9_red_monkey** » Sun Sep 14, 2008 2:07 am

judith wrote:heres one for you clever guys =-)
when did good friday fall on a tuesday

when friday was drunk?

Post by **Hid** » Sun Sep 14, 2008 11:30 am

Good Friday was the name of the horse and it fell on a tuesday

Post by **judith** » Sun Sep 14, 2008 11:35 am

yea ur right hid , must have told youthat one b4 ?

Post by **Hid** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 6:53 am

Jack and Jill are lying on the floor inside the house, dead. They died from lack of water. There is shattered glass next to them. How did they die?

Post by **judith** » Mon Sep 15, 2008 7:59 am

? havent you just said lack of water ?

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