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My Clan

Post by Almighty Div » Fri May 01, 2009 3:00 am

Well, that does it, again I logged in to an empty cc, and noone on here either.
So, seeing as it seems that I'm the only person in this clan, I'm taking it over.
It's my clan now. :twisted:

All staff are sacked, and all members will be considered inacive and kicked, unless they come in cc and tell me they love me once an hour.

If you want it back, you have to fight for it, duel arena, 1vs1.

New Ranking system:
Gold Star: For brilliant and helpful people who have proved themselves an asset to my clan.
Sliver Star: For brilliant and helpful noobs who could be an asset if they weren't so nooby.
Brown Star: My designated ass kissers. They are responsible for making everyone feel good about themselves.

Members: I will use a 3 strikes (stripes) and out. Did you see what I did there? :D
All members will start with 3 stripes (chances) and as they do naughty things they will lose said stripes.
No stripes left = byebye nubble.
BUT
Current members will start with 2, as they have been inactive.
And current staff will start with 1, but they will be normal members from now on, as they too have been inactive.
And more is expected from staff. :P

Except Deep, who we all know is expecting a baby swancar soon, so has been busy laying a new driveway.
So he can start with a silver star. ;)

Just in case you missed Deeps announcement, you can see it: HERE

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Re: My Clan

Post by Dima » Fri May 01, 2009 10:21 am

Yawohl!
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Re: My Clan

Post by Almighty Div » Fri May 01, 2009 11:19 am

That's wavohl mein allmachtiger leiter, thank you very much. :twisted:
And you are down to 1 stripe now. :P

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Re: My Clan

Post by Sir Chris » Fri May 01, 2009 12:04 pm

Sounds like another mutiny!
I'm in!
Who shall we kill first sir?

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Re: My Clan

Post by Lady in Ice » Fri May 01, 2009 12:34 pm

I´ll help too!

I´m a brilliant noob! I´ll go to koA chat immediately and fix all the stripes :twisted:

wait... does it mean I only get 1? I require at least a silver star! If nothing else helps I´m ready to take my car into the zoo to create a little baby carcamels or elephantcars... with big ears.

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Re: My Clan

Post by damnimmart » Fri May 01, 2009 1:46 pm

Oh, another take-over attempt 8O .
I hope this one will become a revolution. I'm tired of the old monarchies.
Away with the kingdom and let us embrace the new Republic of Asgarnia! :)>-

I love revolutions. I'm already looking for a cheap guillotine on ebay .

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Re: My Clan

Post by Ewsentinel » Fri May 01, 2009 1:56 pm

Hey! I have a valid excuse! I'm busy slaughtering noob-cakes with my with my fully automatic M60 machine gun! It's important work!!! Image

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Re: My Clan

Post by Almighty Div » Fri May 01, 2009 3:55 pm

Chris: Sounds like another mutiny!
I'm in!
Who shall we kill first sir?
I think we have the first candidate for a brown star. :P

I think Kal's request is reasonable, mainly because I'd love to see a carmel, I hope they have 3 humps.
If so, can we call the baby carmel humphrey?

Excellent thinking Mart, a guillotine would come in handy.
Hmm, it would make a mess, blood would spurt everywhere, it'd be brilliant.
If you could find one where the noob stands upright, that would be sweet.
That way the blood would spurt up like fireworks. Ooooooo blood and fireworks at the same time, lovely :D :D

Hmm, I'm not sure guns are the way to get things done. They're too loud, and lack that personal touch.
At least you make bows/crossbows and the ammo by hand, not an automated robotic production line.
And when you use them on a noob, the neighbours don't hear and call the police. :P

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Re: My Clan

Post by Geve » Fri May 01, 2009 9:02 pm

The truth of the matter Div is, there is good reason that you find the cc empty....

I cannot keep this information from you any longer....

Sorry in advance to all the rest but he deserves to know....

Truth is we all ran away and made a new cc but intentionally never told you Div!
I blame the mooing! Some people have no sense of humour and i feel you were not appreciated anyway! Please take this personally lol

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Re: My Clan

Post by RedFalling » Sat May 02, 2009 3:53 am

this is going to be another rise and fall of another "empire" and then some silly "rebel alliance" will come along with some crazy luck, and shoot a rocket into some exhaust port you forgot to guard.....

just sayin... :P
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Re: My Clan

Post by Almighty Div » Sat May 02, 2009 8:07 am

Nobody will be shooting anything into my exhaust port. :evil:

But thanks for the offer. :P

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Re: My Clan

Post by Almighty Div » Mon May 11, 2009 7:16 pm

As you may or may not have heard, Deeps car died during childbirth, the poor little thing strained so hard its cv joints gave up.
Comiserations on your sad loss.

But, I was excited about the swancar coming, so you can lose your star now.
I'll try not to upset you too much though, you can have 3 stripes.

Note to Kal: I hope you don't disappoint me as well, you had better make sure I get to see that Carmel
I wonder if it'll look anything like this:
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Also, I am disappointed in the lack of attempts to reclaim the clan.
Haha, are you scared little nubbles? :D

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Re: My Clan

Post by Lady in Ice » Mon May 11, 2009 7:20 pm

I´m still working on it. Please, dont take away my star!! My carmel deserves it , I promise!!!

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Re: My Clan

Post by Almighty Div » Mon May 11, 2009 7:26 pm

Cool, I can't wait for the little tyke to come along :D

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Re: My Clan

Post by Chaudoin » Sun May 17, 2009 2:47 am

Well Div i guess since nobody else will do it i just have to say it...i challenge you to a duel for your very life! There is no way i can sit around any longer listening to this go on :S. Be a shame to make you look like a :(|) but a feller has to do what he has to do!

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